dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from MCP server
A parody shop your AI agent can 'buy' from - deliveries get eaten by whales. 100% fake.
Little public usage data yet
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If you have run it, two minutes of your experience saves the next person an afternoon.
dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from tools (4, 2 write)
write = sends, deletes, buys or postsbuywrite actionFree'Buy' a product (100% fake, no payment). Returns an order id. Then call track_order to watch the absurd delivery. Nothing real happens — it's a joke.
get_productFreeGet details of one product by id (from search_products).
search_productsFreeSearch the (parody) dopamine catalog. Returns matching fake products you can 'buy'.
track_orderwrite actionFreeTrack a fake order by id. The journey runs on a fast clock (~2 min) — call a few times to watch it travel and (maybe) get eaten by a whale.
Public scan report
scanner v0.1.9 · 2026-09-27 · same rubric, same numbers if you re-run it
- –Code scanremote-only server, no package to scann/a
- Live reliabilityremote reachable in 1369ms20/20
- Tool poisoning4 tool descriptions checked15/15
- Auth qualityopen endpoint exposes 2 write-action tools with no auth3/15
- Maintenanceno repository listed3/15
- Maintainer identityno repository or website to verify2/10
Findings (2)
- highWrite-action tools reachable without authentication
auth.open-write - lowNo source repository listed
maint.no-repo
Install directly
claude mcp add --transport http dopamine-shop https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp
dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from: common questions
- Is dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from MCP server safe?
- With care: it is graded C, so read the findings first (57/100). Read the dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from safety report
- How do I install dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from?
- It runs remotely at dopamineshopping.com. Add it to Claude Code, Claude Desktop or Cursor with the snippets above, or call it through the mcp.market gateway without installing anything.
- Does dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from need an API key?
- Not as far as the registry entry and our scan can tell: no credentials are declared or required.
- Is dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from maintained?
- The latest release is v1.0.0.
- Is dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from up?
- 100% of our last 28 checks got an answer. We check remote servers about four times a day.